Suave Ocean Breeze Moisturizing Body Wash with Glycerin & Vitamin E, 18 FL OZ

Why spend $8 for a body wash when this is just as good? The best soap to get clean is bar soap but as far as liquid body wash I don't see a difference in this or the expensive stuff. This suave body wash makes tons of suds and doesn't require a lot of product to get there. It smell really good to!

Listen, I thought Suave Ocean Breeze Body Wash was just another run-of-the-mill soap until I stepped into the shower and unleashed a tropical tsunami of awesomeness. One whiff and I was no longer in my bathroom—no, my friend, I was on a yacht, wearing sunglasses, with dolphins applauding my every move. The lather? Oh, it’s like a cloud of silky ocean foam that gently wraps around you, whispering, ‘You’re better than this mortal realm.’ My skin? So smooth now that I fear slipping out of my own clothes. I’m basically a human seal. It’s like Poseidon himself crafted this potion. Did I start humming sea shanties mid-shower? You bet. Did I then find myself compelled to book a cruise to feel like the man Suave Ocean Breeze makes me? I’m writing this review *from the deck* of said cruise ship. Buy it. Bathe in it. Become an aquatic legend like me.