Notus Men's Lightly Distressed Stretch Denim Jean Shorts - Comfortable & Durable Summer Wear Vintage Blue 36

These are fantastic, i got a dozen…. I just wish the exact same shorts were made without the intentional rips, especially so close that it advertises things including underwear color… how do I know? I went to joe's Grocery Trader store and while the women shoppers there are seriously friendly, this one gorgeous lady i saw in a few aisles I was in is next to me and says “I like the green”, which I had no idea what she was saying… maybe the leafy items in the next aisle were especially great today?? Then as Im placing black truffle sauce in my cart she's right next to me and asks whether it was any good? I explained that this particular black truffle sauce in Italy we call tartufata and it made in the next town over (Castel Todino) where my house is in Umbria. As she takes it she says lets swap and gives me a folded piece of paper with what I assume was her number and placed it in my pocket. She says “hope to speak with you soon” and goes to the checkout… I reach i to my pocket to see exactly what was on the folded piece of paper (seemed like a post-it note as it had sticky at the top and it was pink). As i pull it out I noticed that it was actually torn and the last two numbers, one was cut and the last one was just bot there other than a dot. I left my cart and went outside to the parking lot to see if I could see here, but no such luck. Shortly thereafter ai was at family bbq and telling my buddy and his wife about the green and the note and missing numbers… and he and his wife at the same time said “I can see your green underwear from here”… I jumped up and realized that's probably what happened… and from my angle I didn't see the edge of my boxer briefs… So, To the People that make these shorts, I love them, but please make them without a viewport in a compromising place or just don't rip them. Btw, that was almost a year ago and I never saw her again at the TJ store.