Great Value Cage-Free Large White Eggs, 12 Count

Every morning, my staff serves me a gourmet feast consisting of raw eggs, yogurt, and dog cookies. I assume this is how royalty lives. The eggs are delightfully squishy, the yogurt is creamy perfection, and the cookies provide just the right amount of crunch. Together, they create a breakfast experience that makes me forget I spent the previous night barking at suspicious leaves. As soon as I hear the refrigerator door open, I sprint to the kitchen at speeds previously thought impossible for a creature who sleeps 18 hours a day. The only downside? The bowl becomes empty far too quickly. I have filed multiple complaints with management (Mama-Lady), but so far they have gone unanswered. Five stars. Ten tail wags. Would inhale again.