Lay's Wavy Hickory BBQ Flavored Potato Chips, 7.5 oz Bag

I purchased Lay's Wavy Hickory BBQ Potato Chips under the assumption that a 7.5 oz bag would contain a reasonable amount of chips. This assumption was based on flawed mathematics. The chips themselves are phenomenal. They're perfectly crunchy, heavily seasoned, and wavy enough to hold an impressive amount of BBQ flavor in every bite. Each chip tastes like it attended a backyard cookout and came back with stories. The problem is the bag size. Not the physical bag. The concept of the bag. The chips are so good that the moment I open it, a countdown begins. I tell myself I'll have a handful or two and save the rest for later. Then suddenly I'm staring at the bottom of the bag like an archaeologist discovering the ruins of a once-great civilization. I don't even remember eating most of them. One minute the bag is full. The next minute I'm shaking it upside down over my mouth trying to collect the seasoning dust like it's rare treasure. The wavy texture is outstanding. These chips have more structural integrity than some of the roads in my neighborhood. You can dip them, stack them, or simply eat them by the handful with complete confidence. My family made the mistake of asking if I was willing to share. I was willing. The chips were not. Five stars for flavor. Five stars for crunch. Five stars for seasoning. Zero stars for the completely unrealistic notion that 7.5 ounces constitutes a sufficient quantity of Hickory BBQ chips. Lay's needs to start selling these in bags approximately the size of a sleeping bag. Until then, I will continue buying them and acting shocked every single time they disappear. 🥔😂🏆🔥📦