Pre-Owned Polyester (Full Frame)

The Fishpaws are a typical nouveau riche family: pornographer/patriarch Elmer (David Samson) is the owner of the lucrative Charles Art Theatre, a home-away-from-home for the local raincoat crowd, teenage daughter Lu-Lu (Mary Garlington) go-go dances for the boys during lunch period, glue-snorting son Deaxter (Ken King) has a foot fetish; and poor obese Francine (Divine), loving wife and mother, can barely cope. The nosy neighbors hate Francine for being a smut king's spouse. Her ditsy daughter is pregnant. Her deranged son has been declared criminally insane. And her husband has left her for cheap sex with his slut/secretary Sandra (Mink Stole). Its enough to drive one to drink. And it does. But just when things look their bleakest, Francine's life is about to change...