Fritos Scoops! Corn Snacks, Party Size, 15.5 oz Bag

I liked these corn scoops. I was going to use these with some salsa that I bought that someone at Walmart opened before they delivered it. There's no telling what they put in the jar before I got it. I also had a jar of spaghetti sauce that had been opened and something foul smelling put inside it. There were three things total that were opened and tainted in some way along with a crushed bag of chips. I don't know that I'm going to put up with this much longer before someone is going to be arrested. Need to fire these little busy bodies that have infiltrated every nook and cranny of society.

So, I bought these Fritos at my parents' house, planning to make a five-layer dip. Fast forward a few nights, and I notice the bag is almost empty. Turns out, my dad, who's been claiming he's just getting water in the middle of the night, was secretly snacking on Fritos. Apparently, his "water runs" are just excuses for snack attacks. Next thing I know, I'll have to hide the chips—because if he's getting water, he's also getting Fritos. Thanks for the midnight raid, Dad—next time, just ask, and I'll get you a glass of water AND some chips!