Don't Spike My Cortisol Funny T-Shirt - Unisex Classic Fit Cotton Graphic Tee

Make a statement (and a joke) with the Don't Spike My Cortisol graphic tee. The bold white block-letter design is printed front and center on a classic cotton crew neck, delivering relatable wellness humor for anyone who runs on a low-stress lifestyle. It is an easy everyday pick and a fun gift idea for fans of casual streetwear and funny statement shirts.

This tee is built on a unisex classic fit, so it wears comfortably on its own or layered. The fabric is cotton / cotton-poly depending on the color you choose, at a solid 180 gsm weight. Solid colors are 100% U.S. cotton; Sport Grey is 90% cotton / 10% polyester; heather and safety colors are 50% cotton / 50% polyester; Ash is 99% cotton / 1% polyester.

Choose from a wide color range including Black, White, Sand, Sport Grey, Navy, Light Pink, Ash, and Forest Green, in sizes S through 4XL. The design reads clearly across light and dark shades.

Care is simple: machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and do not bleach to keep the print sharp wear after wear.

Proudly made and shipped from the United States. Production takes 1-2 business days before shipping, with delivery typically 3-5 business days after production.