Athletic Works Men's and Big Men's Tri Blend Pocket Tee, Sizes XS-4XLT

Well, you see, I'm an avid collector of high-quality athletic shirts — you could say I'm a connoisseur of sorts, I've a fine taste for these particular garments. If you must insist on asking, yes, my collection is in the thousands (of shirts or dollars, I shan't reveal). You see, well, there was a time before I purchased this thin, cooling shirt and a time after. As the outcome of any successfully won war, my life was immediately better upon wearing this athletic shirt for the first time. Oh, how I recall the world seemed more vibrant that day. My collection had grown many a shirt, exponentially my family said. “Oh, stop you must! You only obsessively buy these shirts to fill the empty void of your soul, the constant foreboding reminder of your very own mortality, and the everyday pondering of your social consequences! You silly fool!” Well… perhaps they'd one thing right: I was a bit silly in purchasing athletic shirts of no use due to their sheer quantity; I couldn't wear them all… Anyways, yes, yes. The world was a brighter place. The sun gleaming in my eyes like never before. As if I'd gone from blind to seeing the purely azure skies spanning my vision. How chilly this athletic shirt cools my skin, like the soft, but comforting, bite of winter clouds. Yet it's still warm like a friend's hug. Yes, yes, it's warm as a friend's hug on a winter day. Compared to other notable athletic shirts in my collection, none other fits as well as this. My flexibility is not limited to the fabric, I can freely rotate at ease. And no, the fit does not constrict my breathing… my lungs breathe freely. Yes, it is an athletic shirt that is wearable, unlike the many others I've purchased. I could write a whole paper, abstract and all, dedicated to the practicality of this shirt. I've bought 104 more just to display in frames and caress through my day. Oh, the material. Oh! It's quite the fashion statement! Well… before I get too exhilarated. This shirt changed my life. That's all you must know, dear reader.