Crest 3D White Whitestrips 1 Hour Express Teeth Whitening Kit, 7 Treatments

I bought the Crest Whitestrips Duo Bundle because apparently “coffee teeth chic” isn't in style anymore. Within a week, my teeth were so bright my Zoom camera kept auto-adjusting like I was the sun. My dentist said, “Wow,” my friends said, “Who are you trying to impress?” and my dog refused to make eye contact because the glare was too much. The “Perfect Duo” part is legit—it whitens your teeth and your self-esteem at the same time. Bonus: when I smiled at my neighbor, they tripped on the sidewalk. Do I feel bad? Yes. Am I still smiling? Also yes. Warning: you will start judging everyone else's teeth. It's a side effect. 10/10. My only complaint is that I can't sneak snacks at night anymore—my teeth light up the kitchen like motion-sensor lamps.

Listerine Total Care Zero Fresh Mint I really like this mouthwash! It has a clean, refreshing mint flavor that's not too strong and leaves my mouth feeling fresh for hours. I also appreciate that it's alcohol-free — no burning sensation, just a smooth, gentle clean. Great daily option for keeping breath fresh and mouth healthy.