Totino's Ramen Noodles, Cheese Pizza Flavor, Microwave Soup Cup, 2.12 oz

I like trying weird things and new flavors even with low expectations. I filled to the line with boiling water and covered for 3 min when I cooked this. the flavor is what I imagine the clear amber liquid dial hand soap would taste like as a sauce. the texture is bizarre, paste like if you let it cool to a temperature that won't scald your mouth. the noodles when done rehydrating are a mixture of pure mush with random uncooked spots but still brain boggling how thin they are. the smell is what you expect of powdered tomato bullion with dried Italian seasoning but there is not enough powered tomato to give any punchy flavor where do they hide the cheese flavor? mine has none beyond the label. I attempted to Parmesan to rectify and make edible. I wasted Parmesan

This smelled so horrendous that when I opened the microwave I had to shut it fast before I vomited. I avoided the kitchen till my partner came home, I couldn't even grab it to throw it away. Poor guy had to throw it away for me. It was BAD. Ever had to clean up hot vomit? That's what it smelled like. Like someone had expired taco bell and orange juice with a liter of vodka, then let it marinate in their stomach for an hour, and then threw up on a wet dog.