How To Go Out On A Date In Queens

What's the secret to the perfect date? Self-proclaimed expert Stan (Brian Drillinger) thinks he has it all figured out: Just shine your shoes, polish your lines... and lie like a rug! But smooth-talking, smart-dressing Stan is about to get a real education in the dos and don't's of the mating game when he drags his pal Artie (Estes) along for the ride on the proverbial date from hell. Meanwhile, beleaguered bookie Johnny (Alexander) learns a few hard lessons of his own after a Russian Mafia enforcer (Perlman) interrupts Johnny's romantic rendezvous with his longtime mistress and offers to "solve" all his money problems. Permanently.