I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Dog Ugly Christmas Sweater Funny Shirt

This Christmas I only want to do two things: Drink wine and pet my dog. I don't need holiday office parties, xmas gatherings, caroling, shopping, bakings, or any of that holiday stuff. This funny Christmas sweatshirt is perfect for anyone whose ideal holiday involves a good glass of wine and their favorite furry companion. Featuring the phrase “I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Dog,” this green crewneck sweater blends humor, comfort, and festive charm. The design includes pixel-style paw prints, wine glasses, hearts, and trees to complete the classic ugly sweater look. Crafted from a cotton-polyester blend, it offers warmth and softness throughout the season. Ribbed cuffs and waistband provide a relaxed unisex fit, and it's machine washable for easy care. Whether you're gifting a fellow dog mom, sipping merlot on the couch, or heading to an ugly sweater party, this novelty pullover is a holiday must-have for dog lovers and wine enthusiasts alike.

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This is a 3XL Green Sweats for Men sold by Crazy Dog T-Shirts.

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