You Only Die Twice (Genius Files)

Narrowly escaping a vat of Spam, a pit of boiling oil and a score of murderously crazed grownups, genius twins Coke and Pepsi McDonald embark on a trip to Graceland and are horrified by the reappearance of their supposedly deceased arch nemesis Dr. Herman Warsaw, who marries their aunt Judy. 50,000 first printing.