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Miss Fortunes - Funny Fortune Cookies - The Boozy Dozen - It's Like Happy Hour In Your Mouth! Written by Professional Comedy Writers - (12) Fortune Cookies
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Ingredients
Ingredients
Wheat Flour, Water, Cane Sugar, Vegetable Shortening, Natural & Artificial Flavors
Key item features
- IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. No promises of riches or romance -- just outrageous and twisted predictions that will leave everyone laughing.
- THE PERFECT ADULT PARTY STARTER: Cheeky messages that are sure to provoke conversation, and quite possibly fisticuffs.
- NEVER THE SAME BAG TWICE: Always 12 original jokes in each bag. No repeats guaranteed!
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would be kinda gross.
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other cookies that are full of meat.
- MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of central Indiana.
Specs
- BrandMiss Fortunes
- FlavorVanilla
- Cookie typeFortune Cookies
- Texturecrunchy
- Count12
- Container typeCarton
Current price is USD$16.99
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About this item
Product details
Whether you're an alcoholic, or just aspiring to be, Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth but never sugarcoats your destiny. 12 sinfully delicious cookies with message delivering the tough love you need to hear. Perfect for Mardi Gras or St. Patrick's Day Parties. Grab a dozen laughs today!
- IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. No promises of riches or romance -- just outrageous and twisted predictions that will leave everyone laughing.
- THE PERFECT ADULT PARTY STARTER: Cheeky messages that are sure to provoke conversation, and quite possibly fisticuffs.
- NEVER THE SAME BAG TWICE: Always 12 original jokes in each bag. No repeats guaranteed!
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would be kinda gross.
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other cookies that are full of meat.
- MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of central Indiana.
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Specifications
Brand
Miss Fortunes
Flavor
Vanilla
Cookie type
Fortune Cookies
Texture
crunchy
Directions
Instructions
Unwrap cellophane, then put in mouth (the cookie, not the cellophane)
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Ingredients
Ingredients
Wheat Flour, Water, Cane Sugar, Vegetable Shortening, Natural & Artificial Flavors
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