Barq's Root Beer Soda Pop Bottle, 2 Liters

MAN! WHAT A SODA? ROOTS! BEERS! I just can't get over how well the combination of root and beer goes together. Like, just magnificent. Who would have thunk it? Not me. I would have never thought to combine roots (what type of roots, I haven't the foggiest) and beers (also blissfully unaware of which beers) to achieve one of the singularly greatest flavors known to humanity. I remember, as a child, thinking "What an odd pairing. What could this soda possibly taste like? Carrots? Rutabagas? Potatoes? Michelob? Michelob Ultra? Budweiser? Miller? Schiltz?". Well, none of these thankfully. When the beverage gods were experimenting and coming up with different sodas, they broke the mold with this one and I pledge my soul to them for this. Because they've made this most delicious, delicious libation, I sacrifice different small things in their honor at my personal root beer fountain/altar. Now if Wal-Mart would just stock Barq's in quantities that represent the amount of people who actually drink this versus how they do now, which would suggest only two people on the entire west side of Spartanburg drink it. DRINK BARQS YOU HEATHENS AND PROFIT!