Simply Orange Pulp-Free Orange Juice Bottle, 46 fl oz

Perhaps a fornight ago my brother sent me one. It arrived at my door and my joy was overwhelming. I drank it right there, the delicious nectar of the gods. Imagine my surprise when the next day the same thing happened again. My brother had accidentally set up a reoccurring delivery for every day. I may as well have been in heaven. Today, that all came crashing down. When I opened my door to retrieve my prize, I was instead met by my brother holding my delicious juice. “You have stolen, from me!” He shouted. I tried to defend myself, “I didn't start the deliveries, I could not”, his hand sliced the air, stopping my fumbling reply. “But it was you that saw it continue! And you spoke not a word, while my coffers were pilfered!” He was screaming now. “And what was I to do?” I screamed back. “What man has the strength to call another and say ‘That which I have most desired is mine, but should not be'? What man has the resolve to release a dream, already held firm? Bring me that man, and I shall repent! But since you can not, do not speak to me as though I should be ashamed.” Alas, my juice dream has ended, but yours may just be beginning friends.