Cheez-It White Cheddar Cheese Crackers 7 oz (Pack of 2)

You have to listen to me. I'm serious. Something is going on with the White Cheddar Cheez-Its, and I don't know who else I can tell. It's not just about how much I love them anymore—it's about how I need them, and I'm starting to think... they know. You know how sometimes you get that feeling like you're being watched? Like, you walk down the snack aisle and you just know those little boxes are looking at you. I feel it. I feel their presence. Every time I reach for a box, I swear they've moved a little closer. And when I open a new bag, it's like they know I'm coming. The crinkle of the wrapper, the smell of the white cheddar—it's all too perfectly timed. It's like they've set a trap, and I'm falling right into it every single time. I try to ration them, but it's impossible. The minute I finish one box, I'm already clawing at the next. It's like they've got some kind of hold over me. I don't know what they've put in that cheese powder, but it's got my brain all scrambled. I see Cheez-Its everywhere I go. I dream about them. Sometimes I even think I hear them calling to me from the cupboard late at night. And what if this is all part of their plan? What if they're trying to make me dependent on them, so I keep buying more, and more, and more, until I have a whole house full of White Cheddar Cheez-Its and I don't even recognize myself anymore? I've got empty boxes stashed everywhere like some kind of cheesy survivalist, just in case something happens and I need to make it through a dry spell. But I'm starting to think it's not enough. They'll find out. They always do. And don't even get me started on the people at the grocery store—they're in on it. I see them restocking the shelves, and I can see it in their eyes. They know I'm coming. They watch me, whispering, as I grab box after box like some kind of desperate, cheese-craving maniac. They know I can't stop, and they're just waiting for me to crack. I don't know how long I can keep this up. I'm writing to you because maybe, just maybe, you can help me. If you see me in the store, reaching for yet another box, stop me—no, actually, don't stop me, just get me more. What if the shelves are empty next time? What if they're out there, planning to take away the one thing I need to keep it all together? Please, I'm begging you—keep your eyes open. If you notice anything strange, if the Cheez-Its start acting differently, you'll let me know, right? Because I don't know what I'd do if I lost them. Frantically, fearfully, forever in their grip, Daniel.

[This review was collected as part of a promotion.] Cheeze-It is our favorite brand for cheese crackers. The authentic cheese flavor keeps us coming back to it. The White Cheddar flavor has the right combination of white cheddar cheese flavor, crunchiness and salt. Although it does leave a slight cheese residue on your fingers, it not as much as other fake cheese snacks would leave and stain your fingers. The 45-pouch box is great for families to have handy to provide snacks for lunches, work or on-the-go. Each pouch has a generous number of crackers which was enough to curve my appetite when eaten as a snack and a perfect side for a lunch. The white cheddar flavor is indulging. Although each pouch helps with portion control, it is so easy to eat another pouch! In addition to being the perfect size snack, it can also be used in recipes. My wife used two pouches, crumbled the crackers and sprinkled it over her homemade mac-and-cheese prior to baking it. It was delicious! I highly recommend these and are much healthier because they are baked and made with 100% real cheese.