Parent's Choice Distilled Water, 1 Gallon

I buy Parent’s Choice Distilled Water exclusively for my CPAP machine, because apparently I now need a bedside robot to make sure I keep breathing at night. Out of all the distilled water at the store, this is always the cheapest, which matters when your CPAP goes through water like it’s training for a desert marathon. It’s clean, no minerals, no residue—exactly what the machine wants so it doesn’t start coughing at me like an old lawnmower. The jug is easy to pour without splashing all over the nightstand, and it doesn’t collapse in on itself like some bargain-bin bottles. In short: it’s water. It works. My CPAP is happy. I’m breathing. And my wallet isn’t crying. Five stars.