Great Value Large Pitted Black Olives, 6 oz

A Can of Olives and a Dash of Disappointment Oh, my dear friend, let me share my plight, I bought a can of olives, “GV LARGE” in sight! With visions of feasts, I popped that lid wide, But in place of those giants, my hopes took a slide. The label boasted large, but what did I find? A bunch of small olives, of the pitiful kind! With a picture so bold, and a title so grand, But in reality, these were not what I planned. Now, the nutrition facts, oh, they made me frown, Four olives per serving? What a letdown! Eleven servings? My math skills engage, That's forty-four olives—oh, what a stage! But wait! Let's do the math, hold your horses, my friend, Fifteen ounces divided, this logic won't end. .34 ounces per olive, a third of a bite, I called up my buddy, Rufus, for further insight. “Hey Rufus,” I said, “How much does one weigh?” “A large black olive? That's .15,” he did say. So if my can's filled with double-large dreams, Am I really free from my feasting extremes? Oh, prideful delight in this can's little scheme, When I was a lad, holidays felt like a dream! We feasted on large olives, plump and so round, Now I'm left with these minuscule morsels, confound! Back in my youth, those olives were bold, Like cherry tomatoes, they shimmered like gold. Only seven to ten could fit in that can, Not forty-four tiny imposters, oh, what a sham! Hyperbole reigns in the world of sales, Where “large” means something that barely prevails. Oh, what dismay, dear pals, I now must confess, These olives were small, so my hopes were a mess! So here's to the laughs in this olive affair, To the joy and the sorrow, we all have to bear. Next time I'll remember, as I reach for a snack, “Large” can be tricky—what a mean sneaky hack!

Olives were soft and mushy. They were very disgusting I would not recommend these great value olives to anyone. I ended up throwing them in the trash they were disgusting. Walmart should be so embarrassed provide such a horrible experience to consumers with these mushy olives. The name great value to me means nothing but garbage from now on. Do not trust this brand. Worst purchase I have ever made.