Way to Celebrate Women’s Americana Shorty Pajama Set, 2-Piece, Sizes XS to 3X

Look: These pajamas scream "AMERICA!" like a bald eagle just flew in your living room and high-fived you. The stars and stripes pattern? Perfectly patriotic, although I'm 90% sure I now blend in with every backyard BBQ tablecloth from here to Nebraska. That's camouflage for the true patriot. Fit: Let's just say, if you've had one too many hot dogs, you might want to size up. These PJs were so snug, I felt like I was starring in my own personal revolution—of trying to breathe. My dog even gave me the side-eye like, "Really?" Comfort: If freedom was measured in comfort, this would be… well, slightly less free than advertised. The material's fine until you hit that one random seam that feels like it's plotting against you. But hey, nothing says independence like battling your own sleepwear at 2 a.m. Bonus: They do, however, make you feel oddly patriotic while binge-watching National Treasure. And that's worth something.