InSinkErator Contractor Series Pro 333 Garbage Disposal, 3/4 HP with Cord in Black - 79343A-ISE

Insinkerator Contractor 333 Of all occasions in twenty twenty one A moment stands out, comparable to none Inspired by a most ingenious proposal We decided to purchase a garbage disposal Despite the best efforts of mom and of dad, The children's selective eating habits had Left heaps upon heaps of food on their plates Dinners ended with percussive fork scrapes We found that this vicious cycle created A supply of food scraps that flowed, unabated. Carrots with ketchup, grilled cheese soaked in milk Untouched posole, egg bake and their ilk Pitched, tossed, and destroyed with much prejudice Along with the rice, beans and romaine lettuce The waste challenged our conservationist bent But by far the more egregious event Was the amalgam of atrocious aromas That blurred the vision, stung the coronas The waste bin served to amplify the stink Our proboscises cried for disposition in-sink Rewired electrical, outlets installed GFCI-protected, new switch on the wall Online tutorials–watched twice, of course “Install Contractor Model 300 ,” three-quarter horse Oh joy! Oh rapture! The first time we flushed Tater skins, hot dogs and mystery mush Better yet, the glee of the well-trodden farce Sticking one's hand in the hole, screaming “AAAARGH!” Much to the shock and chagrin of the witness Who wishes you'd quit playin' and do the darn dishes. Rubbish bags lift lighter, their burden reduced No longer harboring the rotten trash juice The absence of fumes gives our nostrils a break With reprieve from rancid, fatty bits of steak This verse is not sponsored, paid for, promoted By the manufacturer of the model reported But the dollars and under-sink rearranging Are a small price to pay for something life-changing Nor do we wish to brag and cause envy for Our brand-spankin' new Insinkerator