Health Touch Neck Massaging Massager Gift with Relaxing Vibration- Sloth

​I bought this neck massager because it was cheap (three dollars and fifty cents) and I was thinking it would be nice for the tension in my neck. I figured it might provide a few minutes of much needed relaxation after a long day. I was wrong.  ​First of all, my kids love it. I have to beg and bargain with them just to use it for my actual neck pain. But the real kicker is the cat. ​We walked into our bedroom to find our cat wearing the sloth. Not laying on it… wearing it. Like a heavy, vibrating scarf of authority. At first we thought it was a fluke… maybe he just coincidentally laid down and ended up like that. But no, he will wear this sloth like a vibrating majestic necklace. He looks hilarious, and I think the vibration amplifies his purring. He does look so cozy wearing it though.  ​Pros: incredibly cute, actually feels good, and is relaxing.  Cons: I am now the lowest-ranking member of my own household, beneath the cat and his electric sloth.