I Was Kidnapped By Mimes Once... Dad Joke Unisex tShirt

That's right, now you can wear your fear and confusion on your chest with our Mime Joke T-Shirt. Featuring a trio of menacing-looking mimes on the front, this shirt is sure to make everyone around you uncomfortable. But hey, isn't that the point of a good dad joke? To make everyone cringe and groan in unison?

And let's not forget the actual joke on the shirt - "I Was Kidnapped By Mimes Once. They Did Unspeakable Things To Me." It's a classic, tried-and-true pun that's sure to elicit a few eye rolls and groans from your friends and family. But don't worry, that just means they appreciate your sense of humor.

Plus, this shirt is the perfect conversation starter for anyone who's ever had a traumatic mime experience. Whether you were trapped in an invisible box or forced to walk against the wind, this shirt lets you share your pain with the world. And who knows, maybe you'll find a fellow mime-trauma survivor in the process.

So if you're looking for a shirt that's equal parts punny and disturbing, look no further than our Mime Joke T-Shirt. Just be prepared for all the attention (and eye rolls) you're about to receive.

Stay comfortable and stylish with our dad joke unisex jersey short sleeve tee. This high-quality t-shirt is made with a soft and breathable fabric, ensuring maximum comfort during any activity. The classic and versatile design makes it suitable for both casual and formal occasions, while the unisex sizing and various design options make it a great gift for both men and women. Whether you're running errands, hitting the gym, or just want a comfortable and stylish outfit, our t-shirts are the perfect choice.

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

Fabric:
Solid colors are 100% cotton except Ash - 99% cotton and 1% polyester, heather colors and Solid Black Blend are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% cotton, 10% polyester).

Ribbed knit collar with seam:
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.

Shoulder tape:
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.

Side seams:
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support.

Tear away label:
Other t-shirt labels scratch your neck, these won’t because you can easily tear them away to remove.

Retail fit:
Runs true to size.

Care instructions:
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F).

Shipping times:
Please allow for up to 5 days of processing time and 6 days for your order to ship and arrive within the United States. We do not currently ship orders internationally.