Great Value Large Pitted Black Olives, 6 oz

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (Five briny stars and then some) I opened this can of black olives expecting a modest supporting character. What I got instead was a full-blown culinary icon. These olives are absurdly good. Each one is tender yet confident, salty in the most emotionally supportive way, and so perfectly brined that it feels like they trained for years just to be eaten by me at this exact moment. The texture? Immaculate. Not mushy. Not chewy. Just right—like they understand boundaries. I put one in my mouth and immediately questioned every olive I've ever eaten before. Were those even olives? These are deep, savory, slightly mysterious little flavor orbs that somehow make everything better. Pizza? Elevated. Salad? Transformed. Straight from the can at 11:47 p.m.? A spiritual experience. The can itself deserves praise for containing such power. I respect it. I fear it. I will absolutely buy it again. If you're on the fence about black olives, let this be your awakening. If you already love them, prepare to have your standards permanently ruined. Buy this can. Thank it later.