Feline Greenies Succulent Shrimp Flavor Natural Cat Treats For Adult Cats, 2.1 Oz Pouch

Name's Luna, but mom calls me, “Little Luney.” Let me tell you, when she gave me and my sister these treats, we couldn't WAIT to get more. She gives us some every morning and every evening and I make SURE she doesn't forget. Sis let's me do all the talking so when mom forgot to give us our nightly treats that one time, I made such a fuss that she had to get out of bed and go back downstairs to give them to us to get me to stop taking. That'll teach her. She'll never do that again, I can assure you. Anyway, they are way better than the ones she used to give us, that's for sure. When I found out that they were for my teeth, I said there was no way. They're just too good to actually be healthy. But it doesn't really matter because I swallow them whole anyway. There have been a few times I almost bit mom's finger off. Hehe…oopsie! I knew when I tasted something metallic that she was probably not so happy… She now makes me behave. She uses this little button thingy to signal me to sit before getting my treats. Whatever gets them in my mouth faster, I'll do it! I don't care. I see where she keeps them, so every time she walks into the kitchen, I follow right behind her. They're in a place she calls “the pan-tree.” I call it “treet storage.” I really can't get enough of these things! But I'm telling you…one day, I'll catch mom slipping. She'll leave them on the counter and I won't hesitate to rip it open and eat them ALL. It's already almost happened once. One day…one day…