Classico Four Cheese Pasta Sauce, 24 oz Jar

For the price, I'd say this is as low as I will go on quality. This is the lowest, and I have a very high standard when it comes to spaghetti sauces. I will not go any lower. I will not get anything like Prego or any of these canned stuff. Why would you do that to yourself? Please, you need to start loving yourself and stop being so disrespectful to yourself by getting Prego and all of these nasty, horrible products that are just tomato paste. It's terrible with no flavor. Please, get a good spaghetti sauce. Learn how to love yourself and appreciate your meal better. Take the time and look across the table and say, Honey, I love you because I bought a better spaghetti sauce, and I am not lying to you right now. If you buy anything lower than this, you are only... I don't care if you have five kids. You should have thought about that before you had five kids. Get better stuff. If you want these children to grow up and have healthy minds, then you need to feed them better and teach them how to eat, you know, with loving themselves instead of just eating these disgusting, terrible things that if we just stopped buying them, they'd stop selling them and they'd just have to upgrade their quality. Stop stooping to their level. Stop wondering why these companies treat you like an idiot and don't care about you or your money. Come together. Unite. Learn how to love yourself. If you need a hug, I'm sending you the 528 frequency right now. The heart frequency. Love yourself. Buy better spaghetti sauce. Their white sauce is really good too.