Adult's Cow Costume

Men's Cow Costume Spotty Decision Making Do you want to live the perfect bucolic lifestyle? It might be hard to retrain yourself from your hard knock city ways. You might still want to live a fast lifestyle even after you move to wide open spaces. Our advice? Fully commit to your new role in the country. Go past denim overalls and jump into this spotted cow jumpsuit! Then you'll be forced to take it slow. Try sending emails and calling your assistant to settle the deal with Indonesia while wearing this costume... it can't be done (at least, not with a straight face). Instead, you'll find yourself strolling through green pastures, a strand of long sweet grass between your teeth. That's what we call sweet country living! Details & Design With this jumpsuit, you might be surprised at how easy it is to transform yourself into the classic dairy cow! Our in-house designers made that possible with this exclusive cow costume. The soft, simple jumpsuit zips up the back, right above the adorably tasseled tail. The classic black and white spotted pattern is only interrupted by pink udders on the tummy, making your animal's identity obvious from afar. The look is topped with ears and a fuzzy cowlick headpiece that secures under the chin with a hood and loop fastener.  Udderly Hilarious There are a few ways to really tip the funny scales when it comes to dressing up as a cow. First off, have gum on hand so you can "chew your cud" at all times. Secondly, if you're eating beef or dairy, pause mid-bite and ask, "Hey, what's in this?". And thirdly, use moo puns as often as possible. But hey, those are just our ideas. We're sure you have your own ways of getting into a bovine state of mind. Let us know how much fun you had in the comments below!