Wexford Waterproof Chelsea Boot

Absolutely the best pair of boots I've ever owned. I have worn them every day for the past 2 years all over the world. They have been on every night out that I've been on in those 2 years of absoloute glory, from London, Africa, Berlin, Italy to name some of the many places these boots have carried me. I've never cleaned or polished them once. They have been through the most disgusting public lavatoriums the world has to offer, from the bars of Camden, to the nightclubs of Berlin, they have proudly taken me around the world and every random place I've ended up that I can't remember. They've been through the doors of palaces and cathedrals, and they have seen every bodily and equine fluid known to mankind, as well as many a dropped beverage. They have served me most gallantly. Furthermore I do not do normal things on horses, I ride in these boots, look after my horses in them, and they have always served me well no matter what silly things I do, they mean a lot to me. If I could give them a gallantry medal, I would. Now exactly 2 years since I bought them they finally succumbed to their abuse, when I decided to use the soles of my boots to stop me on a lime bike in Turin before I fell off into a dastardly 4x4 34 year old Fiat panda. Their soles are broken, but mine is not, so now it is time for me to purchase their replacement and allow them to retire to the back of my walk-in wardrobe. God speed Wexford Waterproof Chelsea Boot 🫡. Ariat, if you have any boots that require rigorous testing, please feel free to contact me for my services, I am currently in the market for a new pair of boots due to a lime bike.