Save the Swamp: Career Guidebook for Budding Bureaucrats (Paperback) by Thomas L Krannawitter

Save the Swamp is a must read for progressive activists, university professors, Hollywood celebrities, and government bureaucrats who want to ridicule and harass conservative cranks into silence. They slow down the train of progressivism with their ridiculous clamoring about the Constitution and private property. Enough is enough! Save the Swamp explains how stupid and unscientific conservative arguments are while showing how best to mock them.

-Anonymous source who spoke to anonymous reporters at CNN