If you’ve ever wanted to wear a stainless steel chain that’s just as thick, heavy, and frankly disturbing as the rasp of a lifetime smoker, this necklace will make that a reality. The gold ion plating on this chain for men makes you look like you’re wearing something that could give you some serious health problems, though you’ll be fine since you’re not exactly smoking this necklace. Light up this men’s chain and you’ll find that you look just as cool as all your favorite cigarette smoking film stars, but with double their lung capacity. If that’s not the best of both worlds, we don’t know what is. This chain comes with a fold-over clasp that makes it look like the necklace is padlocked together, for extra durability. You can put this necklace through whatever health hazards you choose to put yourself through, and it’s going to come out looking just fine. You’ll probably still be playing by the rules of normal human mortality, but your necklace is going to be basically immune to anything you could throw at it. Even if this necklace does get dirty, you can use warm water and mild soap to wash it off and it’ll look good as new again. Why such a gentle cleaning process for such a hardcore chain? Life is weird sometimes. You can use a soft cloth to wipe off any visible smudges, like blood or tar or whatever else you’re mucking around in, if that makes you feel any edgier. Plus, you’ll get free delivery for this men’s chain, so you don’t have to worry about those invisible fees that sneak up on you without you being fully aware of the consequences. Or maybe you are fully aware of the consequences and you're just making the healthy choice to keep your bank account healthy. You'll even get a lifetime warranty with this stainless steel chain, because we don't have to worry about any of our jewelry getting worse over time. Unlike the health of chain smokers, this chain is going to be the same over the next decade and beyond.
