Do you have a beard that needs to be put in its place kinda like that girlfriend of yours that wont do laundry? Well this is the balm for you. This balm will style your man makeup and drop the panties of everything woman within 5 miles. This flavor makes you smell like a lumberjack so don't go to the employment office trying to get unemployment because you got fired for being too much of a distraction at work flirting with all the ladies. Because you will smell like a lumberjack and they will think you're working. Be careful men.

I love this product; it doesn't feel oily like the beard oils. It softens my beard, and helps me keep it looking well groomed.