For the first time ever, Mike Doctah Pussay" Talbot does it again, with Brightdark the B L A D E M A S T E R, his first novel-length work of seriously good fantasy fiction.A generation ago, the magic kingdom of Gravy-B was ravaged by the eviL, red-haired villain in a black suit of armour named Chige Twanken. Now Chige Twanken has been freed from the dungeon of Deek Pilfro Downs by his chief henchman, Whomp Muck. Together they plan to unleash an army of zombie meat people (pictured on front cover in lower right) on the kingdom that once wronged them! One man and one man alone can stop them, and that man is Brightdark, the last of the B L A D E M A S T E R S. But Brightdark is unware of his special significance, and he cannot do it alone. - The story is more than 100 pages long! - It has characters with names like Horty McLaffinstaff, Suhlerhothliago, Captain Slappy Muttonchops, and Futruffle! - If you do not buy this book, Doctah Pussay will not write another one! - There is a very good surprise ending! - There is also two appendixes! One is a cookbook and one has songs!Mike "Doctah Pussay Talbot is surely the greatest artist who has ever lived at any time in history. Take a ride into his imagination, where art drops like honey from the magic lips of his keyboard. Brightdark the B L A D E M A S T E R may only be a fantasy novel, but this is the kind of book that changes WORLDS. Let it change yours.THIS BOOK WAS PUBLISHED BY PUSSAY PRESS, AND DON'T LET ANYONE EVER TELL YOU OTHERWISE.IF ANYONE EVER SAYS THAT IT WAS PUBLISHED BY KINDLE DIRECT PUBLISHING THAT IS A BOLD-FACED LIE. IT IS NOT TRUE.Also:: B L A D E M A S T E R is just the word blademaster with spaces in between it so if you find that confusing please dont find it that confusing ok