Gamers Clapping Alien Cheeks: Gone Sexual: Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop Us All (Paperback)

Remember, remember the 20th of September,
Gamers, Weebs and Thots.
We siege for one reason,
To expose the treason,
Of keeping aliens under lock.

Rise up, rise up and join the event,
To unravel intergalactic mysteries is our intent.
One international internet army will stand below,
The Air Force at Area 51 will shake like Jello.

We shall war and rage against the machine,
Our strife will be more of a nightmare than a dream.
So fight and siege! Let their alarm bells ring.
Is this event just a meme or a serious thing?
We are coming for them aliens cheeks.
This event will be forgotten in but a few weeks.

"Gamers Clapping Alien Cheeks: Gone Sexual - Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop Us All," by Brain Freeman is a short story based on the popular Area 51 meme.

Disclaimer: I do not recommend attending the event to storm Area 51. 'Storming' a classified military facility is likely to end in military or police action. DO NOT PUT YOURSELF AT RISK JUST TO BE AN EPIC MEMER.

WARNING: THIS IS THE ADULT VERSION OF THIS BOOK. IT IS HIGHLY EROTIC, SEXY AND FULL OF THICC NECKBEARDS.