Stunted : My 20 Years at 12 (Paperback)

Moments before proposing marriage, adult movie store owner, Jon, reflects on several of his failed relationships and whether or not this girl is the "right one." After Jon tossed aside his first girlfriend in middle school to pursue her best friend, he is teased then spurned by his fantasy girl, a red-headed gymnast. Stunted covers his twenty year quest to find her equal. Through the years Jon's dating life is highlighted by mysterious prom night sex, sleeping with a girlfriend's best friend because she was quicker to begin birth control, substitute intercourse, living with both his girlfriend and his mistress, plus lengthy relationships with both a virgin and a neurotic. While graphically detailing his twenty years in the dating pool, Stunted features Jon's brutally honest thoughts which litter each infatuation, infidelity and break-up.