Converse Chuck Taylor All Star Leather High Top Black 132170C

If you press on the shoelace grommets in a certain sequence, you will notice a cosmic humming sound. You will then be transported through space and time, I think I experienced a wormhole of some kind. The black leather seemed to protect me from harmful radiation during the journey. I ended up in the Mesozoic era. A T-Rex was about to eat me but noticed my sneaks and gave me a wink and said “cool kicks”. I returned to this time period thanks to a special feature in the shoes which allows you to return to the point of origin by yelling the words “Converse” really loudly three times. What an amazingly sophisticated pair of sneakers. I am humbled and impressed. They were very comfortable throughout my long journey! Chicks are cool no matter where or when you travel.