Pre-Owned The Elf off the Shelf : A Christmas Tradition Gone Bad (Hardcover)
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Pre-Owned The Elf off the Shelf : A Christmas Tradition Gone Bad (Hardcover)

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I honestly did believe this shelf gig was going to be great. 'Get out and see the world,' they said. 'Experience the joy of wide-eyed kids, holiday cheer, and the Christmas spirit,' they promised. 'Finally leave your parents' basement for once in two hundred and sixty-seven years,' they told me. I was sold.

And off I went. As a member of Santa's spy squad, I headed down south for the holidays to help the big guy decide who's naughty and who's nice. It was going to be a wonderful change of pace from the screwing, hammering, sanding, painting, and wrapping happening in Ol' St. Nick's workshop.

Or so I thought . . . ~Horace the Elf

In this for-parent's-eyes-only parody of the popular holiday title, The Elf on the Shelf, readers laugh along with Horace as he goes AWOL from his Christmas duties. This photo-story set to verse is the unauthorized (and hilarious) tale of one disgruntled little helper with a gift for making mischief.
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Dec 18, 2013
mom3love44
1 out of 5 stars review

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Nasty vulgar book!!!!! :(:(:(

I didn't realize it was an adult book. I would hope no adult would let their children see this awful book.

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Dec 22, 2012
ABCDED
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no elf

This is only the book and does not include the elf.

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Dec 21, 2014
lpnhutch
1 out of 5 stars review

Elf book gone bad.

This book is not at all what I expected it to be. I thought it was going to give cute ideas about things to have the Elf on the shelf do...only naughty things, but instead it's just a story about one bad elf. And not a very good story.

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