Don't Suck at Business: How to build a formidable business with speed, strategy, and a healthy dose of sarcasm, (Paperback)

This book is not like other business books. At all. Business books are boring AF.
Business books use words average mortals do not understand.
Business books are written by geniuses who want to showcase their genius to lesser geniuses.

This book is none of those things.

To start with, I (the actual author) am writing this description in first person. No robotic sales pitch. Isn't it refreshing?

Don't Suck at Business is a business book for the brave humans who want to create a successful business but have exactly zero idea how to make said money and hold onto their sanity.

This book is for the people who don't know ridiculous terms like COA, ROI, CRM, KPI, CMS, TOF, etc.

This book is for the average small business owner. The regular Jane/Joe who isn't sure they know what the crap they are doing or how they thought they could start a business anyway. Most small business owners feel a little lost and in over their heads. Welcome! You are not alone.

This book is for business owners who don't take themselves too seriously, who want to laugh, and who want to make money.

Building a BUSINESS is different than selling some stuff. Starting a real business requires so much more than having a product. The "so much more" is what this book is about.

And it is more than that.Don't Suck at Business is a step-by-step guide to creating a solid business foundation. A solid business foundation saves you time, makes you more money, and helps you avoid expensive mistakes.

Don't Suck at Business it is not a lecture. It is not a book of my achievements. I have made all the business mistakes. All of them. I am not smarter than you, I am probably dumber than you (which is how I made all the mistakes). So there is no talking down, no judgement, no confusing jargon.

This book is:

• Humor
• Sarcasm
• Step-by-step guidance and
• Empathy

Don't Suck at Business was written for the everyday business owner who is busting their butt every hour of the day. This is for the business owner who is tired of making mistakes, tired of ending up in sticky situations.

Countless business owners find themselves in sticky situations. This is the business book hundreds of business owners asked me to write when they realized those sticky situations were avoidable.

This is the business book I needed but could never find.
This is the business book that would have easily saved me over $100,000.

There are humans all over the world who want profitable businesses but have no idea how to get there. If you are one of those humans, this book is for you.

If the casualness of this description turned you off. You're better off to keep scrolling. I have nothing for you here.