The Irrelevant One Are You Sure She's The Tour Guide?: Book Four of the Irrelevant One Saga, Book 4, (Paperback)

Lockdown was supposed to be dull.
Instead, John Berwick books a "socially distanced historical experience" with a company called H.E.L.L. Tours.
That should have been the first warning.
Their tour guide, Nina, is calm. Too calm.
The coach driver has horns (subtle at first).
And the itinerary includes:

• Vikings with poor sportsmanship
• A Civil War siege
• Victorian riots
• The Goose Fair (twice)
• A European Cup final that absolutely did not need streaking

Somewhere between dodgems, dungeon cells, and a mildly catastrophic football match, a golden key begins leaping through time - apparently attracted to John's wife, Pandora.
Unfortunately:

• An overconfident seventeenth-century astrologer wants to weaponize it.
• A goddess has gone missing.
• The bus occasionally refuses to leave.
• And the tour company's complaints policy involves fire.

As history unravels and mythology collides with municipal event planning, one question becomes impossible to ignore:
Is Nina really a tour guide...
or is this entire holiday a cosmic trap?
Fast, irreverent, and gloriously British, Are You Sure She's The Tour Guide? is a time-travel comedy about fate, family, football hooligans, and the administrative structure of the underworld.
Perfect for readers who enjoy Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, and mythological chaos with tea breaks.