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Miss Fortunes - Fortunes Against Humanity - Funny Fortune Cookies - Offend Someone You Love Today! - Written by Professional Comedy Writers (12) Black Fortune Cookies
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Ingredients
Ingredients
Wheat Flour, Water, Cane Sugar, Vegetable Shortening, Natural & Artificial Flavors
Key item features
- NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED: Beware! These are our bleakest creation yet. These fortunes are dark. Like, really dark.
- MESSAGES SO DARK, we could only get them printed in New Jersey.
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
- MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of central Indiana.
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross.
Specs
- BrandMiss Fortunes
- FlavorVanilla
- Cookie typeFortune Cookies
- Texturecrunchy
- Count12
- Container typeBag
Current price is USD$16.99
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About this item
Product details
The cookies are vanilla. The messages inside are anything but! Fortunes so dark we could only get them printed in New Jersey. A dozen cookies, each with its own original message, sure to provoke conversation, and possibly outrage. Whether it's for a Secret Santa gift, White Elephant exchange, Yankee Swap, or last-minute stocking stuffer, Miss Fortunes is the gift they'll all be talking about.
- NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED: Beware! These are our bleakest creation yet. These fortunes are dark. Like, really dark.
- MESSAGES SO DARK, we could only get them printed in New Jersey.
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
- MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of central Indiana.
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross.
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Specifications
Brand
Miss Fortunes
Flavor
Vanilla
Cookie type
Fortune Cookies
Texture
crunchy
Directions
Instructions
Unwrap cellophane, then put in mouth (the cookie, not the cellophane)
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Ingredients
Ingredients
Wheat Flour, Water, Cane Sugar, Vegetable Shortening, Natural & Artificial Flavors
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