L'Oreal Double Extend Beauty Tube Technology Lash Extension Effect Mascara, Blackest Black [575], 0.33 oz (Pack of 4)

Cons: 1 ) The Step 1 - Nourish & Protect is white: I think the way to improve upon this would be for L'Oreal to make the color just a few shades lighter than the intended result. 2 ) Stains: If it weren't for the fact that this mascara has SO MANY other INCREDIBLE qualities, I would remove a star for this. If it happens to come off, which should be nearly non-existent, it will stain. I am yet to find anything that will remove it from fabric. 3) Only comes in two shades of black. Where is the variety? Pros: 1) Volume: This mascara is serious about providing thickness and length. 2 ) Tears-proof: Yes, within the past 2+ years I have cried in this mascara plenty and it hasn't budged. 3 ) Oil-proof: I have oily skin, brows, and eyelids. All previous “waterproof” non-tubing mascaras will melt or flake below my lower lid by the end of the day. This one looks as good at the end of the day as it did at the beginning. 4 ) Blizzard-proof: This mascara has been tested multiple times in snowy, blizzard-like conditions and doesn't budge one bit. 5 ) Sweat-proof: I've worked out and even had sweat stinging my eyes, more times than I can count, but this mascara will not run or smudge or flake. It remains flawless. 6 ) Humidity-proof: I have traveled to humid areas of the U.S. multiple times since having this mascara and it absolutely stayed put. 7 ) Waterproof: Mostly yes, but also no. I have been in pools, hot tubs, in the ocean, and of course my shower, and wash my face in the sink. I have been splashed in the eyes in all these places. Just getting the mascara wet, even with hot tub water, will not make it come off. It takes persistent wetness combined with rubbing to make it really come off. 8 ) Sleep-proof: Mostly. Firstly, I am not condoning sleeping in any mascara. You make that choice at your own risk. The results are likely to be a crapshoot unless you sleep with a giant dome-eyed face mask on. You may wake up with flawless lashes or your eyelashes may become clumped together or flake a little in your sleep. 9 ) Lasts for a long time: Yes, you already know from various things I've said that this mascara is figuratively bullet-proof. But one tube of it also seems to last a lot longer than I expected it to. L'Oreal Double Extend Beauty Tubes Mascara may have a name that's excessively long (just like this review), and it may not sound very cool or sexy, but it will be the mascara you pray will never be discontinued and the mascara you've waited for your entire life. Now make it in Brown, L'Oreal!