Great Value Black Forest Ham, Sliced 32 oz Plastic Pouch

THIS IS A TWO POUND WHOLE SLAB OF DELI HAM. IT HAS NO BONES OR CONNECTIVE TISSUES. IT IS AN AMALGAMATION OF THE MEAT OF SEVERAL PIGS, EMULSIFIED, LIQUIFIED, STRAINED, AND ULTIMATELY INEXORABLY JOINED IN AN UNHOLY MEAT OBELISK. NO GOD HAD ANY PART IN THE CREATION OF THIS ABOMINATION. THE VERY FACT THIS HAM MONOLITH EXISTS PROVES THAT THE GODS ARE EITHER TOO INEPT TO ALTER THEIR OWN UNIVERSE OR ARE TOO IGNORANT TO THE HORRORS TAKING PLACE IN THEIR KINGDOMS. THIS PRISM OF PORK IS MUCH MORE THAN DELI MEAT. IT IS A PHYSICAL DECLARATION OF MANKIND'S CONTEMPT FOR THE NATURAL ORDER. IT IS HUBRIS MANIFEST. 5/5 will buy and eat again. Slice weight consistent within 2%. Great for burritos.

works great for a single person who dosent have to entertain. i use this like bacon with a bit of liquid smoke and fry dry. no fat! works in mass recipes. i split it into 3 packs freeze 2. but it always has that one small cartalage spot that I cant tolerate so i just cut it out. no biggy! not the healthiest, but not the worst either. i quite like it. has a perfect texture. not like rubber or weirdly soft. its jusssst right!!