Marketside Tzatziki Style Dip, 16 oz, Refrigerated, Contains Milk

I love you, Marketside Tzatziki Style Dip, 16 oz, Refrigerated, Contains milk, Cool as stone and bright with dill, sharp garlic, smooth as silk. You taste like health, like clean restraint, like something I'm allowed, Cucumber ghosts and yogurt dreams that make me feel so proud. But you are style, not truth itself, a careful little lie, Not tzatziki born of balance, but a trick of tongue and eye. You wear the mask of virtue well while hiding what you cost; I read the label, close the door, and mourn what I have lost. O wine of gods I cannot drink, cold altar of my pain, I crave you still, I pass you by, and choose my rules again.

I usually make my own but after trying some at a friend's I found that this is surprisingly good, and so much easier than shopping and prepping for homemade tzatziki. If you want to bring it up a notch, sprinkle fresh ground sumac on it! It's wonderful.