You Have a Nice Poop Deck Care for a Swabbing?: Stiffer Than A Greeting Card: A Novelty Gag Gift For That Special Someone (Paperback)

Pick up your favorite pen and use our creamy high quality pages that turn on easy to record your favorite memories. Our books are professionally bound to ensure they last.

Each Journal Includes

• 120 creamy lined blank pages
• Soft matte cover
• Lasts longer than a greeting card
• Write your own fantasies (extra credit for turning them into reality)
• Record details about your adventures (who, what, when, when, why, and how)

Makes A Great Gift For:

• People who need that perfect bachelor or bachelorette gift
• Any man or woman going through a dry spell, rough patch, or contemplating divorce
• Newlyweds looking to exchange gifts on a honeymoon
• Both sides of the slash (because who doesn't enjoy good dirty humor?
• People who prefer pronouns (and those who don't)