Rasta Imposta Hot Dog Halloween Funny Costume, Adult, Unisex, Multi-Color

This product wildly exceeded my expectations. Apparently, the common garden-variety human female is very literal creature; she sees you wearing a costume that resembles a large male organ and is, in fact, called a "weiner" and she makes the clear connection immediately. I had scantily dressed cops and nurses and trees (and even the rare modestly dressed woman) propositioning me left and right. I'm still finding bits of costumes all over my house. The only downside was that I ended the night in jail, because I was arrested for "causing a public disturbance" (the crowd of woman following me grew so large it started to interfere with traffic). But overall, five stars. Well done Walmart.