Plus Size Womens Prisoner Costume

Every year, a spree of very serious crime springs up all over the country. It happens on October 31st (and the adjacent weekend), and the perpetrators can be found in every city and town in America. So what are these millions of criminals guilty of? Refusing to get in the Halloween spirit! Every year, folks decide they “just can’t get it together to dress up,” or “don’t like finding a costume.” Preposterous, we say! Lock ‘em away in the world’s most boring jail and let the nation remain populated with only citizens who uphold our deepest values of full-on holiday spectacle. In this Plus Size Women’s Prisoner Costume you can stay out of trouble with the Halloween police and look cute, too! When people come up to you all night, asking, "Hey, what are you in for?" you won’t have to answer that you’ve been unlawfully neglectful with your Halloween planning. But you should come up with a witty response or two. Some of our suggestions include, "I tried to steal some Cookie Crisp," or “I have been arrested in all fifty states for stealing someone’s heart away,” or "I'm not a jail bird, I just look really good in stripes." Whatever your crime, this cute Halloween look ought to get you time off for good behavior. The matching striped long-sleeved top and elastic waist pants mean you can move freely should the authorities come after you. Just pick up a few accessories and perfect your prisoner story and you’re good to go. We’re not the ones assigned to your case, but if we were, you’d be home free--we love your commitment to our favorite holiday and think anything less than this costume is downright unlawful.