

Perret's Joke Book Series: Being Pregnant is Like Having Company for Nine Months : And 174 Other Laughs (Because You'll Need Them) for the Mom to Be (Paperback)
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From the moment you hear you’re going to be a mother, you’ll enter into a brand new world that you never imagined. Your daily tasks will be consumed with complex engineering (trying to figure out how to buckle your child’s car seat), counseling (healing emotional stress caused by endless boo-boos), learning a foreign language (Braxton-Hicks, teething ring, nasal aspirator, and onesie, just to name a few), and nighttime navigating (Do you remember what 3 a.m. looks like? If not, you will!)
This humorous look at the journey through motherhood will keep you laughing and crying at the greatest adventure you’ll ever take.
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- Pub date2017-04-04
- Pages184
- Series titlePerret's Joke Book Series
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From award-winning comedy writers Gene Perret and Linda Perret, Mother to Be (Being Pregnant is Like Having Company for Nine Months) will make the journey of becoming a mother more fun with 175 original jokes that every mom will appreciate.
From the moment you hear you’re going to be a mother, you’ll enter into a brand new world that you never imagined. Your daily tasks will be consumed with complex engineering (trying to figure out how to buckle your child’s car seat), counseling (healing emotional stress caused by endless boo-boos), learning a foreign language (Braxton-Hicks, teething ring, nasal aspirator, and onesie, just to name a few), and nighttime navigating (Do you remember what 3 a.m. looks like? If not, you will!)
This humorous look at the journey through motherhood will keep you laughing and crying at the greatest adventure you’ll ever take.
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