Nestle Chocolate Smarties Pantry Size 1kg/2.2lb

I purchased bulk Smarties thinking, “This is responsible. This is economical. This is for sharing.” None of those things were true. The box arrived and immediately asserted dominance over my pantry. It is less “bulk” and more “strategic candy reserve.” I'm fairly certain if society collapses, this carton will be accepted as currency. At first, I practiced self-control. A small handful here. A few while walking past the cupboard. Then suddenly I was sorting them by color like a deranged chocolatier, convincing myself that eating all the blues first was logical and necessary. They're fresh. Dangerously fresh. Crunchy shell? Perfect. Chocolate center? Flawless. The kind of fresh that makes you forget you're an adult with responsibilities and not a child who just discovered the concept of joy. The resealable box is a lie. It can be resealed, but it absolutely will not save you from yourself. I open it “just to check” and lose 10–15 Smarties to the void every time. Would I buy bulk Smarties again? Yes. Without hesitation. Without shame. Possibly with a second bag “for guests” (a lie I will tell myself again). Five stars. Zero regrets. Mild concern for my future. 🍬