Twisted Tea Original Hard Iced Tea, 12 pack, 12 fl oz Aluminum Cans, 5% ABV

I cracked open a Twisted Tea thinking I was in for a light, refreshing drink—like tea that went to college and studied abroad once. Instead, I found myself holding what felt like a liquid bad decision in a can… but in the BEST way possible. First sip: “Hmm, this is nice—sweet, like iced tea with a little kick.” Third sip: “Oh wow, that kick is more like a roundhouse.” By the bottom of the can: I was laughing at my own jokes, texting my ex “just to check on their dog,” and seriously considering starting a country band. The taste? Imagine your grandma's sweet tea, but she “accidentally” spilled in the bottle of vodka she keeps for “cough medicine.” The after-effect? Like a warm hug from a reckless aunt who always says, “One more won't hurt!” Would I recommend it? Yes—but only if you have nothing important to do tomorrow and you're okay with possibly becoming that person who loudly tells strangers, “THIS IS MY SONG!” Final thoughts: Twisted Tea doesn't just get you twisted—it rebrands your entire evening.

Twisted Tea is All I drink. I have since it came out. Too bad Walmart won't deliver it with my groceries anymore.