Lysol Brand New Day Automatic Toilet Bowl Cleaner Blocks, Coconut Water & Sea Minerals, 2 Count

Listen… I didn't think my relationship with my toilet could get any weirder, but here we are. I dropped one of these coconut-scented Lysol “Brand New Day” blocks into the tank like the instructions said (which, by the way, felt vaguely like feeding a very fancy Tamagotchi). Within 24 hours my bathroom smelled like someone had murdered a piña colada and hidden the body behind the toilet. Not gonna lie—it was glorious. Every single flush now comes with a gentle “whoosh” of tropical vacation vibes. My toilet is basically cosplaying as a resort infinity pool. I half expect to see a tiny umbrella float by when I lift the lid. Guests walk in, sniff the air, and immediately go: “…Do you… live in Maui?” No, Karen. I live in Arkansas. My toilet just has better taste than me. Pros: • Smells like coconut dreams instead of “yesterday's tacos” • Actually cleans (I've seen the blue water do its thing—very satisfying) • Lasts surprisingly long (I'm on week 4 and it's still giving mai tai energy) • Makes me feel fancy every time I pee. Self-care level: executive Cons: • My dog now stares at the toilet like it owes him money • I've caught myself saying “aloha” to the bowl before I sit down • Partner keeps asking if we're “doing a vibe check in the bathroom again” Bottom line: If you want your toilet to stop smelling like a war crime and start smelling like a 5-star resort nobody invited it to, buy these blocks immediately. My bathroom has never been happier. I'm considering naming it. Suggestions welcome. Would I buy again? Already have two backups in the cabinet like a doomsday prepper, but for pleasant smells. 10/10. My toilet deserves a lei.