Head and Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo, Classic Clean, Travel Size, 3 fl oz

Listen, I didn't buy this 3oz bottle of Head %26 Shoulders Classic Clean just to wash my hair. I bought it as a diplomatic envoy for my scalp. ​I was heading out for a weekend trip, and my head usually decides that "vacation" is the perfect time to stage a blizzard protest. I'm talking about "looking like I just walked through a powdered donut factory" levels of flake. Not a great look when you're trying to be suave at a hotel bar. ​The Performance ​I squeezed out a dollop—which, in this travel size, is about 10% of my total net worth—and applied it. The scent? Iconic. It smells like "I definitely have my life together and I probably pay my taxes early." It tingles just enough to let you know it's working, but not so much that you think your hair is trying to escape your skull. ​The Results ​I stepped out of that hotel shower feeling like a new man. I wore a black velvet blazer that night. A BOLD MOVE. Usually, a black blazer is a death sentence for my confidence, but by the end of the night? Not a single flake. Not one. I looked like I belonged in a shampoo commercial, or at least a very high-end brochure for a regional bank. ​Final Verdict ​This bottle is tiny, yes. It's cute. It looks like a baby shampoo that decided to grow up and get a real job in anti-dandruff security. It fits in my TSA-approved baggy like a glove, and it kept my shoulders looking like a "no-fly zone" for skin cells. ​If you want to travel without looking like a human snow globe, buy this. It's 3 ounces of pure, unadulterated confidence.